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shower spider

over the summer i spent two weeks on a mission trip to Brazil. we stayed in a house that had three showers for over twenty of us, in one of these showers lived shower spider. shower spider was very sneaky. only two people actually saw it but seven of us were bitten, every one of us bitten on the back of our right leg. no one knows why he choose wanted to bit us, all we were doing was trying to be clean. maybe shower spider didn't want us to be clean, he was not a nice spider like you may have read about in Charlotte's Web. he was pure evil. a kind of evil that hates clean people the most if there is such a thing. anyway we left and i thought shower spider was gone forever but after a few months of being back home i was taking a shower in my bathroom which is not very clean and the drain was stopped up so as water filled the floor a spider about the size of a nickle ran out from behind a bottle lying on the floor and began to attempt to swim. spiders are not very good at that. so as he moved his arms and legs frantically but wasnt moving i picked up a bottle of tilex and began to spray him until he stopped. when i turned the shower off the water slowly left and my American shower spider lay there motionless in the floor. then i sprayed it a few more times because i felt like it and left to go about my day. it stayed there stuck to the floor for two more weeks until the cleaning ladies scraped him off the cold tile because i didnt want to touch it. even though this spider was an immeasurable amount dumber than Brazilian shower spider i still feel like i won...

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